FISHING

new fishing tip, just out:

involves a duck whistle.

this does not work from shore;

must get out there;

anywhere from 20 to 30 feet.

fishing with this system:

put whistle in mouth,

stick head in water and blow.

blow, blow and blow.

do not stop blowing!

takes few minutes for fish to gather.

fish will swim right up

and stare fishermen/women

right in the eyes.

just scoop fish out with hands.

it is that easy.

now for downside:

two drown, one fell in 

and was never found.

one went crazy, 3 were divorced,

and two dozen fish died laughing. 

stud factor: reaching crisis proportions. 

women starting to panic.

oh where oh where oh where?

well, ladies, those men 

tooled for greatest pleasure,

are out there making the rounds.

why get tied down to only one women

when these men can have

a new conquest each and every night?

well endowed, as these men are,

never fear being alone. 
never have need calling home.

moment of impact
remains an unknown.
was it when his eyes met hers?
was it his eyes feasting
on her well designed exterior?

what is known, and
known for a fact:
his ego took a big hit,
and will remain forever dented,
now that he is hers.